Living in an Amish Paradise...

Amish Wal-Mart Opens in Ohio

The Mahoning Valley is the site of one of the newest Wal-Mart locations, and probably the most unique so far: It's a unit geared to the region's large Amish community.

According to the online edition of the Tribune Chronicle, the retailer's parking lot will feature 84 spots to hitch horse-and-buggy transportation. The store's merchandise will naturally also be geared to the self-styled "plain people".

Store manager Paul Franz says the unit will feature such low-tech goods as 25-pound blocks of ice for ice boxes, canning supplies, denim and other sturdy solid-colored textiles that the Amish use to make their clothes.

http://www.forbes.com/business/commerce/2005/05/20/0520autofacescan06.html

The Anus Cure for Depression

How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?



"I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. I have known 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make love three times in succession without drawing out.

In addition, he also can have burned a strong beautiful fire within his abdomen. It can burn out the dirty stickiness of his body, release his immaterial fiber or third attention which has been confined to his stickiness. Then, he can shoot out his immaterial fiber or third attention to an object, concentrate on it and attain happy lucky feeling through the success of concentration.

If you don't know concentration which gives you peculiar pleasure, your life looks like a hell."