Because I had to...

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan

This is wrong on so many levels...

I thought the Darth Vader lawn sprinkler was as scary as it got...

I was wrong.

The Slave Leia Pet Costume



The family pet can now be one of your favorite Star Wars characters! The Slave Leia pet costume includes headpiece and jumpsuit with attached arms. Pet costumes recommended for dogs only.

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The Absolute Bottom 50 Stereotypes

Because baseless stereotypes are always funny...

Featuring such gems as:

7. Most transvestites are harmonica prodigies.

12. Plumbers know nothing of the human soul.

21. Single welfare mothers have atrocious taste in dessert wines.

28. Hasidic Jews all wear glitter toenail polish.

This sort of thing is good for the soul.