Why I love Robot Chicken Pt 1

Darth Vader: Turn to the dark side and join me.
Luke: I'll never join you! YOU KILLED MY FATHER!
Darth Vader: No, Luke.... I AM YOUR FATHER.
Luke:THATS NOT TRUE! THATS IMPOSSIBLE!!!!
Darth Vader: And princess Leia is your sister.
Luke: THATS NOT TRUE! THATS....... improbable.
Darth Vader: And the Empire will be defeated by EWOKS!
Luke: THATS......... very unlikely.
Darth Vader: And as a child, I built C3-P0!
Luke: Huh?

Later.....

Darth Vader: And the Force..... well thats just microscopic bacteria in your blood stream called "miniclorias".
Luke: Look... if you dont want to take this seriously, I'm out.

THE END

Guilty Conscience

Is it wrong of me to absolutely adore William Shatner and Ben Fold's song "In Love"?

Subject matter and Shatner combined make it a completely guity pleasure.

Yet I love it.

And the human race has reached a new low...

Schiavo parents to sell donor data to direct-marketing firm

The parents of rececently-deceased Terri Schiavo will sell their list of supporting donors to a direct-mailing firm.

The company, "Response Unlimited" pays about $150 a month for 6,000 names and $500 a month for 6,000 e-mail addresses. A spokesperson for the Schindlers confirmed that they had agreed to sell the information, but won't say for how much.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/kgtv/20050329/lo_wkmg/2648050

Web of Letters

Okay, so it's pointless, but pretty.

The Web of Letters.

You can enter any text you like, and using the Yahoo API and its image search capabilities the text will be recreated using random image search results. It's rather cool.

Two Towers translated into leet gamerspeak

The author of F3ll0wsh1p of teh R1ng has now written a follow up, also in l33t ' Teh Tw0 T0werz'"

[Somewhere, under the mountains]
Gandalf [Glamdring] Balrog
Gandalf [Glamdring] Balrog
Gandalf [Glamdring] Balrog
Gandalf [Glamdring] Balrog
Gandalf [Glamdring] Balrog
Gandalf [Glamdring] Balrog
Gandalf: "U. R. PWNED!"

[Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas are running across Rohan]
Gimli: "FFS speed hax!"
Legolas: "LOL, N00b!"
**Aragorn spots the fallen broach
Aragorn: "Sif teh leaves of Lorien fall. They give +2!"

[At Isengard, Saruman is with a group of Wildmen of Dunland]
Saruman: "Teh Rohirrim are tards!"
Dunlander: "Sif leet! Damn retards!"
Saruman: "Joo bring teh pwn. Go and pwn those n00bs!"
Crowd of Dunlanders: "WOOT!"

World Beard and Moustache Championships

National Geographic reports on the annual World Beard and Moustache Championships that will take place this October in Berlin:

Another top contender is Jürgen Burkhardt, a 48-year-old photographer from Leinfelden, near Stuttgart, who sports a curled mustache/muttonchop combo about the size of a boomerang.



Left unstyled, Burkhardt's mustache has a wingspan that stretches five feet (one and a half meters) from tip to tip.
The German washes his mustache three times before starting his 30-minute daily styling regime. Needless to say, hairspray factors heavily into its maintenance.

"A nice mustache, also beard, is the result of the perfect harmony of curves," Burkhardt wrote in a recent e-mail interview. "You must have good style with a good form and line."