Spongisexuality

"On the heels of electoral victories barring same-sex marriage, some influential conservative Christian groups are turning their attention to a new target: the cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants.

"Does anybody here know SpongeBob?" Dr. James C. Dobson, the founder of Focus on the Family, asked the guests Tuesday night at a black-tie dinner for members of Congress and political allies to celebrate the election results [...]

Now, Dr. Dobson said, SpongeBob's creators had enlisted him in a "pro-homosexual video," in which he appeared alongside children's television colleagues like Barney and Jimmy Neutron, among many others. The makers of the video, he said, planned to mail it to thousands of elementary schools to promote a "tolerance pledge" that includes tolerance for differences of "sexual identity." [...]

"We see the video as an insidious means by which the organization is manipulating and potentially brainwashing kids," he said. "It is a classic bait and switch."


You know what I say? Thank God. I've been secretly turned on by SpongeBob cartoons for months, going to the SpongeBob slashfic rooms ("What are you staring at, Mulder? I'm just taking a shower ... with this sexy, sexy sponge..."), I thought it meant I had a serious, serious perversion problem. Now it turns out I'm just gay. Whew.

Stolen from Kung Fu Monkeys

Another Movie Quiz Thing....

Bored again, soo....

Can you identify the movies these lines come from?

Those with a strike have been guessed correctly. And the users who guessed listed.


1. "First we crack the shell, then we crack the nuts inside!" elsewhere7

2. "You heard of Kung Fu? Well prepare yourself for pork chop!"

3. "It's got a wonderful defense mechanism. You don't dare kill it."

4. "The only problem with Santa Carla, is there is too many damn vampires." newnumber6

5. 'Did you know that by mixing equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?' newnumber6

6. "The royal penis is clean, your Highness." elsewhere7

7. "I'll let you in on a little secret, Ray. K-Mart sucks."

8. "Oh, Lawrence! This is the happiest day of my life! I think my testicles are dropping!"

9. "It's K-K-K-Ken c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me!" newnumber6

10. "I like rabbits and all. They're cute and they're horny. And if you're cute and you're horny, then you're probably happy, in that you don't know who you are and why you're even alive. And you just wanna' have sex, as many times as possible, before you die... I mean, I just don't see the point in crying over a dead rabbit! Y'know, who... who never even feared death to begin with."

11. "This isn't a hospital! It's an insane asylum!"

12. "Any more at home like you?"
"Uh, not really, no."

13. "We're going to play a game."
"What game?"
"It's called, "Is There a God?"" newnumber6

14. "You ever listen to K-Billy's "Super Sounds of the Seventies" weekend? It's my personal favorite."

15. "I WARNED you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you know, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little BUNNY, isn't it?" newnumber6

16. "Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT? Cause of the leaks to the VC, he could end up MIA and then we'd all be put out in KP." newnumber6

17. "I want her to live. I want her to breathe. I want her to aerobicize."

18. "This is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!"

19. "I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid." shadow_weaver

20. "Now I don't have to tell you good folks what's been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast...

...I'm leaving." fenrishero