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"All my life I've been searching,
for what lies behind the curtain,
I've always thought there was something more,

I've met Vicars,
Who showed me Jesus,
I've tried snickers
and maltesers,

Could U be the 1 I've waited 4,
Could U be the 1 I've waited for

Because you're special and you're worth it,
You're so very nearly perfect,
You keep me on the right side of the law,

Could you be the one to stop me searching,
I've tried golf
and I've tried surfing,
Could U be the 1 I've waited for,

Could U be the 1 I've waited for"


No, don't start reading anything into this, it's just a song that's got stuck in my head. ;)

(no subject)

'm a superslob baby
I'm a waste of space.
A lost cause fighting for a hopeless case.

A red-necked
wooly backed,
jelly fish
scaredy cat
pussy baby
- I'm a man's man -

A one legged man in an arse kicking contest.
An S.L.O.B. two timing M.P.

Lover why did you leave me?
Lover why did you leave me?

-  A loud mouthed
limp dicked
hair-bag,
hedgehog,
burnt out,
bad debt
has been t
hat never was.

I'm a short tempered white boy,
a beer bellied pie boy.

Still asking you,
asking why lover
why did you leave me?

- I'm a super slob baby,
I'm a waste of space.
A lost cause fighting for a hopeless case.
A rednecked
wooly backed,
jelly fish
scaredy cat,
down at the bottom of a very deep barrel.
I'm a man's man

(no subject)

--Yes or No--
1. Nirvana - Yup, if the mood takes me.
2. Sublime - Uh, who?
3. Depeche Mode - I Just Can't Get Enough! Uh.. actually, just that one song.
4. Linkin Park - Bits.
5. No Doubt - Uh... Always found them disappointing.
6. Rage Against the Machine - Bits.
7. U2 - Meh. Not really.
8. Green Day - Oh yeah
9. Beastie Boys - Yeah, when the mood takes me..
10. Red Hot Chili Peppers - Hmm, yep.
11. Blink-182 - Disappointing on the whole but a few songs yeah.
12. System of a Down - er...who?.
13. The Smashing Pumpkins - One or two songs.
14. Korn - Bah, no.
15. Bob Marley - Sometimes.
16. Metallica - Ditto. Some of their stuff is genius, some I'm indifferent to.
17. The Offspring - Yepyep.
18. The Cure- Greatest hits, yeah.
19. Incubus - Uh..?
20. Stone Temple Pilots - Don't recall.
21. Pearl Jam - Nah. On principle only.
22. Tool - Who?
23. Radiohead - Early stuff definately. Lately less so.
24. 311 - Who?
25. Nine Inch Nails - I guess. Dunno much tho.
26. Weezer - Actually... not really.
27. Social Distortion - Who?
28. The Smiths/Morrissey - Oh yeah, funny as hell sometimes. Less so since I passed my teens though.
29. Jane's Addiction - Um?.
30. Oingo Boingo - Whoooooo?
31. Alice In Chains - Nah.
32. Limp Bizkit - Well... Faith maybe.
33. The Clash - Definately.
34. Dave Matthews Band - What I've heard is okay
35. Creed - Who?
36. The Ramones - In part. Crap brit punk soundalike wannabes.
37. Staind - Ish.
38. R.E.M. - Yeah.
39. Bush - Who?
40. Bad Religion - Who?
41. Foo Fighters - What I've heard I've liked.
42. New Order - Yeah. On the whole.
43. Soundgarden - Um...
44. Garbage - Okayish. Bit too desperate though.
45. Pennywise - Um... dunno
46. Violent Femmes - Love Blister in the Sun. Rest sounds like dull TMBG's rip off though.
47. Rob Zombie/White Zombie - Ish.
48. David Bowie - Hell yeah.
49. Godsmack - Uh?
50. Duran Duran - Before my time.
51. P.O.D. - Nope.
52. Coldplay - Not really. Droney.
53. Beck - He's not bad.
54. Eminem - Definately. Funny as hell.
55. Deftones - Um...
56. Cypress Hill - Mayyyybe.
57. Oasis - Sometimes. I can bear them now but I never could for a long while.
58. Jimmy Eat World - Who?
59. Tori Amos - Kate Bush wannabe. No.
60. Moby - Sometimes.
61. The Pixies - Definately.
62. Blondie - Kinda. Like the songs but not the singer.
63. Live - Who?
64. Hole - No.
65. Rancid - No.
66. Fatboy Slim - Mostly okay.
67. Siouxsie and the Banshees - What I've heard, yep.
68. Marilyn Manson - Sometimes okay, but only if treated in fun.
69. Save Ferris - Who?
70. The Sex Pistols - Oh hell yes
71. Disturbed - Who?
72. Billy Idol - More Generation X but yeah.
73. The Strokes - Yep.
74. The Police- Yep.
75. Primus - No
76. The Go-Go's - Who? I vaguely recall the name.
77. Everclear - Who?
78. Bjork - Not really. Funny person, not keen on the songs.
79. Dramarama - Who?
80. Prodigy - Their later stuff mostly, their more dancy stuff less so.
81. The Cult - Yeah.
82. Cake - Who?
83. MxPx - What I've heard is okay.
84. Third Eye Blind - Ditto
85. Sum 41 - One hit wonders.
86. Travis - Oh yeah, especially their cover of Hit Me Baby One More Time
87. Papa Roach - Okayish but not album worthy
88. Devo - Not especially
89. A Perfect Circle - Who?
90. New Found Glory - Possibly heard them. Dunno.
91. The Cranberries - Annoying sometimes.
92. Lit - Who?
93. The B-52's - Mmmmmaybe.
94. Puddle of Mudd - Oh, actually... yeah.
95. Blur - Definately. On the whle
96. Unwritten Law - Who?
97. Pet Shop Boys - Yeah actually.
98. Hoobastank - Who?
99. X - ?
100. Lenny Kravitz - Annoying.
101. Adema - Who?
102. Echo & the Bunnymen - Probably not.
103. Kid Rock - Not really.
104. INXS - Couple of songs...
105. Everlast/House of Pain - Not really
106. Faith No More - Sometimes okay
107. Ozzy Osbourne - Yeah, funny as hell. More for the man than the music.
108. NOFX - Probably.
109. Anti-Flag - Who?
110. AFI - Who?
111. C.C.R. - Bad Moon Rising maybe
112. queens of the stone age - yeah
113.neil diamond - no
114.the cramps - No.
115.guns n’ roses - Annoying.
16. Elvis Costello - Often yes
117. the doors - Sometimes yes
118. rev. Horton heat - Who?
119. john lennon - Not really. He annoys me.
120. Bob Dylan – Definately
121. prince - Nope.
122. motorhead - Ace of Spades yes
123. Elvis Presley - Yeah. :)
124. Bruce Springsteen - Not really.
125. queen- Sometimes
126. kiss - Nope
127. supergrass – Hell yeah
128. jimi Hendrix – Yep.
129. otis redding - in part
130. George Harrison – Yep.
131. john mayer – Um
132. dokken – Ditto
133. chuck berry -Oh yeah
134. the beach boys - Yep
135. Eric Clapton – Often yeah
136. paul mccartney – In part
137. electric light orchestra – Maybe
138. Fleetwood mac – Not really
139. stray cats- Who?
140. space hog - First album yes
141. marvin gaye – yeah, in part.
142. led zeppelin - Not really
143. the lemonheads - Some
144. the black crows - ?
145. billy joel – Yes!
146. the animals – Mainly
147. semisonic - Maybe?
148. tom petty - Oh yeah
149. liz phair- Um?
150. Tenacious D – ?.
151. Elton john – To my embarrassment - one or two songs.
152. elastica - Not really
153. the cars - Not sure
154. tears for fears - Sometimes
155. peter Gabriel - Possibly
156. dead kennedys – Sure
157. the bangles - Not really
158. stevie wonder - Sure
159. genesis - Not really
160. squeeze – Hell yeah
161. alice cooper - Sometimes
162. cheap trick - Possibly
163. men at work - Um?
164. billy squire - ?
165. ringo starr - Not really
166. the who - Pete Townsend child fiddler. No.
167. cream – Oh yeah. Ginger Baker rawks. ;)
168. Curtis Mayfield – Not really.
169. squirrel nut zippers - Who?
170. arthur brown - Crazy! Yeah
171. blue oyster cult - Possibly
172. Johnny cash - Oh yeah
173. Michael Jackson - Please, no.
174. styx – Who?
175. the rolling stones - Definately
176. van halen – Meh.
177. run dmc - Sometimes
178. Pink Floyd – Ugh.
179. ac/dc- Possibly
180. the kinks - Definately
181. Black Sabbath – Sometimes
182. def leppard - Nah
183. quiet riot – ?
184. the eagles – Some.
185. journey – No
186. Lynyrd Skynyrd – One song
187. neil young - Possibly
188. talking heads - Yep.
189. crazy town - Not really
190. white stripes- Meh. Disappointing on the whole
191. george Michael - No.
192. insane clown posse – ?
193. aerosmith - Not really
194. twisted sister - No
195. the new york dolls - crap pre-punk.
196. rick james - ?
197. Evanescence – Some yeah
198. eddy grant - I'm gonna rock down to.... Electric Avenue! Yeah!
199. Dashboard Confessional - ?
200. The Beatles – Of course. :)