Meanwhile, on Twitter...

[angelophile]

• 09:45 Honour forbids me but honour be damned. #
• 10:14 Don't mock fat people. They have enough on their plates already. #
• 11:36 I think those twins from the X-Factor are prime candidates for vivisection. #
• 15:25 Only just realised by Omar Epps from House looked familiar. Carter's co-intern back in the day in ER, who fell in front of an El Train. #
• 17:08 The BBC filed the report of Roman Polanski getting arrested for having sex with a 13 year old under their "Entertainment" section. Nonces. #
• 17:42 And to think, until now Roman Polanski was the only thing the French hadn't surrendered. #
• 17:44 On that subject - try installing the French language version of Windows and you'll find it runs faster. #
• 17:54 And for those of you who might consider my jokes about the French to be xenophobic, you'll find the correct term to describe me is "English" #
• 23:55 About the child sex charges, Roman Polanski's said he's in a "fighting mood". He'd better be, if he wants to have a shower anytime soon. #

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