Tweets for Today

[angelophile]

• 08:20 33 and not dead yet. #
• 11:24 @Hayzil Thanks hon! #
• 16:51 Apparently I share a birthday with Dr Dre, John Travolta, Matt Dillon, Jack Palance, and on an 80s theme, Molly Ringwald AND John Hughes. #
• 16:56 Oh and Yoko Ono. Illustrious company, clearly. Also the planet Pluto was discovered. And fox hunting became illegal. Mangy little bastards. #
• 17:09 Also today Terry Pratchett became Sir Terry. Congratulations to him. Now can someone tell me when to expect Sir Bernard Cribbins? #
• 23:17 Presents: Swimming goggles, sports bag, sweatshirt. Sensing a theme? That's from one sister. My folks are away and my other sister forgot. #
• 23:22 I should mention that my other sister forgets my birthday every year, to the point it's kinda a running joke so I'm not offended. #
• 00:06 @Mcarabian Thanks hon! Somewhat belatedly. #

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