For the man who has everything:

[angelophile]

...a sculpture of a heavily pregnant naked Britney Spears, on all fours, giving birth, while clutching a bear's head.

"Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston," believed Pro-Life's first monument to the 'act of giving birth,' is purportedly an idealized depiction of Britney in delivery. Natural aspects of Spears' pregnancy, like lactiferous breasts and protruding naval, compliment a posterior view that depicts widened hips for birthing and reveals the crowning of baby Sean's head."

Um... okay then.

Comments

[newnumber6.livejournal.com]

It might be worth it if the sculpture also had a gag in its mouth.

[angelophile.livejournal.com]

I don't want to know about your strange fetishes.