Stolen from elsewhere7

[angelophile]

Go to google.com and type "(your name) needs" Then pick the funniest ones and post them here.

Matt Needs Spaz.

Please donate to the "Matt needs new pants" fund.

When Matt needs to let off steam he plays his drum.

Matt needs help coughing, moving at night and using the bathroom.

Matt needs a fine instrument.

Matt needs to start selling large blue foam "We're Number One!" hands.

Matt needs to make some form of sense to the rest of us.

Matt needs to be consoled by a man in hood.

Matt needs the most work on not blurting things out.

Matt needs to buy a hearse and drive it to California.

Matt needs the will to live.