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Aug. 12th, 2005 10:49 am
Love this new feed I found -
overheardnyc.
Conversations heard in passing in New York.
For example:
Crazy woman: Puh-scuse me! Puh-scuse me! Where your pussy products at?
Pharmacist guy: What?
Crazy woman: I said, where your pussy products at?
Pharmacist guy: Um, do you mean cat food?
--Duane Reade, 51st & 8th
or:
Father: It was because of nuclear proliferation. All the dinosaurs shot nukes at each other.
--Museum of Natural History
or:
Hipster guy: I have a sexual thing for zombies.
--4th & D
or:
Girl #1: She's like me. She's emotionally unavailable.
Girl #2: I do have emotions; it just so happens that most of those emotions are anger.
--Columbus Circle
I wish I'd said that.
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Date: 2005-08-12 02:10 pm (UTC)2. Girl #2: I do have emotions; it just so happens that most of those emotions are anger.
I have to use that someday.
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Date: 2005-08-12 02:25 pm (UTC)I think you'd get a kick out of some of the stuff posted here:
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bad_tattoos/
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Date: 2005-08-12 02:55 pm (UTC)