angelophile | I've done movie quizzes a lot, but it's been a while, so...

Inspired by wal_lace

1. Pick 15 of your favourite movies. (or 16 if you're like me and put two #2s. Doh!)
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Fill in the film title once it's guessed.
5. No googling or using IMDb search functions.

1. "I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight."
Withnail and I - Correctly guessed by wal_lace

2. "You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events."
Juno - Correctly guessed by tadiera

2b. "Don't worry Shakespeare, you'll get your ending. Once the Duke gets his end-in."
Moulin Rouge - Correctly guessed by wal_lace

3. "Fuck you, you fucking fuckers."
Shoot 'Em Up - Correctly guessed by Mit Gas

4. "Suicidal paranoiacs'll say anything to get laid."

5. "The great state of Vermont will not apologize for its cheese!"

6. "You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons."
Blazing Saddles - Correctly guessed by wal_lace

7. "They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?""
Grosse Pointe Blank - Correctly guessed by wal_lace

8. "Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?"
Shaun of the Dead - Correctly guessed by Mit Gas

9. "I will have one mistress here... and no master."

10. "We are now up against live, hostile targets. So, if Little Red Riding Hood should show up with a bazooka and a bad attitude, I expect you to chin the bitch."
Dog Soldiers - Correctly guessed by wal_lace

11."As the good book says, when a poor man eats a chicken, one of them is sick."
"Where does the book say that?"
"Well, it doesn't say that exactly, but somewhere there is something about a chicken."

12. "I tried taking pictures, but they were so mediocre. I guess every girl goes through a photography phase. You know, horses... taking pictures of your feet."
Lost in Translation - Correctly guessed by Mit Gas

13. "Did you know, I never knew that the Third Reich meant Germany. I mean it's just drenched with historical goodies like that!"

14. "Well, I wouldn't argue that it wasn't a no holds barred, adrenaline fueled thrill ride. But, there is no way you can perpetrate that amount of carnage and mayhem and not incur a considerable amount of paperwork."
Hot Fuzz - Correctly guessed by wal_lace

15. "I hate the British! You are defeated but you have no shame. You are stubborn but you have no pride. You endure but you have no courage. I hate the British!"

I've done movie quizzes a lot, but it's been a while, so...

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