Founders of the Church of Jedi attacked by drunk Darth Vader. (Now with footage. Sadly less hilarious than it sounds.)
Transexuals to get two ID cards.
Man ticketed for wearing a speedo.
Shatner hated bedding Star Trek fans as they'd pretend he was "beaming them up".
British scientists awarded £1m to see if a robot can stir soup.
Google Maps: Now listing local street hookers.
Man uses gun as a backscratcher. Guess how this story ends.
Driving instructor pays teens to kick him in the groin.